"Quit" is a four letter word.
"So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?"
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...and rings may protect your fingers.
...and sometimes a piercer drops by.
A Quasit is even faster than a jaguar!
A chameleon imitating a postman often delivers scrolls of fire.
A chameleon imitating a postman sometimes delivers scrolls of punishment.
A clove of garlic a day keeps your best friends away.
A cockatrice's corpse is guaranteed to be untainted!
A confused acid blob may attack.
A dead lizard is a good thing to turn undead.
A dragon is just a Snake that ate a scroll of fire.
A fading corridor enlightens your insight.
A glowing potion is too hot to drink.
A good amulet may protect you against guards.
A homunculus wouldnt want to hurt a wizard.
A jaguar shouldn't frighten you.
A long worm can be defined recursively. So how should you attack it?
A long worm hits with all of its length.
A magic vomit pump is a necessity for gourmands.
A monstrous mind is a toy for ever.
A nurse a day keeps the doctor away.
A potion of blindness makes you see invisible things.
A ring is just a wound wand.
A ring of adornment protects against Nymphs.
A ring of conflict is a bad thing if there is a nurse in the room.
A ring of extra ringfinger is useless if not enchanted.
A ring of stealth can be recognised by that it does not teleport you.
A rope may form a trail in a maze.
A rumour has it that rumours are just rumours.
A scroll of enchant amulet is only useful on your way back.
A smoky potion surely affects your vision.
A spear might hit a nurse.
A spear will hit an ettin.
A staff may recharge if you drop it for awhile.
A tin of smoked eel is a wonderful find.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A two-handed sword usually misses.
A unicorn can be tamed only by a fair maiden.
A visit to the Zoo is very educational; you meet interesting animals.
A wand of deaf is a more dangerous weapon than a wand of sheep.
A wand of vibration might bring the whole cave crashing about your ears.
A winner never quits. A quitter never wins.
A xan is a small animal. It doesn't reach higher than your leg.
Acid blobs should be attacked bare-handed.
Affairs with Nymphs are often very expensive.
Afraid of Mimics? Try to wear a ring of true seeing.
Afraid of falling piercers? Wear a helmet!
After being attacked by a Harpy you have a lot of arrows.
All monsters are created evil, but some are more evil than others.
Always attack a floating Eye from behind!
Always be aware of the phase of the moon!
Always read the info about a monster before dealing with it.
Always sweep the floor before engraving important messages.
Amulets are hard to make. Even for a wand of wishing.
An Umber hulk can be a confusing sight.
An elven cloak is always the height of fashion.
An elven cloak protects against magic.
An ettin is hard to kill; an imp is hard to hit. See the difference?
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
Are you blind? Catch a floating Eye!
Asking about monsters may be very useful.
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!
Attacking an eel when there is none usually is a fatal mistake!
Balrogs only appear on the deeper levels.
Be careful when eating bananas. Monsters might slip on the peels.
Be careful when eating salmon - your fingers might become greasy.
Be careful when the moon is in its last quarter.
Be careful when throwing a boomerang - you might hit the back of your head.
Be nice to a nurse: put away your weapon and take off your clothes.
Being digested is a painfully slow process.
Better go home and hit your kids. They are just little monsters!
Better go home and play with your kids. They are just little monsters!
Better leave the dungeon, otherwise you might get hurt badly.
Beware of dark rooms - they may be the Morgue.
Beware of death rays!
Beware of falling rocks, wear a helmet!
Beware of hungry dogs!
Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
Beware of the potion of Nitroglycerine - it's not for the weak of heart.
Beware of wands of instant disaster.
Beware: there's always a chance that your wand explodes as you try to zap it!
Beyond the 23-rd level lies a happy retirement in a room of your own.
Blank scrolls make more interesting reading.
Blind? Eat a carrot!
Booksellers never read scrolls; it might carry them too far away.
Booksellers never read scrolls; it might leave their shop unguarded.
Changing your suit without dropping your sword? You must be kidding!
Cockatrices might turn themselves to stone faced with a mirror.
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